I want you to buy my book! And for those of you who do, I want to say thank you! So, the first ten people who buy it and send me a copy of the receipt will receive a Valentine from me! Yes, I will snail mail you an actual Valentine that was created by my super talented artist friend Timmy Brown. But, everyone who sends me a receipt will still have a chance to get a Valentine, not just the first ten people.

Everyone who sends in a receipt will go into a drawing for a very special Valentine; one that I found at the store that made me laugh out loud. And inside that card, I will write  a short story just for you!

Here’s what you need to do to enter:

  1. Buy my book between now and February 7th. You can buy it on Amazon, Barnes and Noble or where ever, but the receipt must show the purchase was between today and 2/07/18.
  2. Send me a copy of that receipt. You can email it sideofmustard@gmail.com or send the image to me on my Facebook page via Messenger. Or click here.
  3. Make sure your full name and address are included so I can send you a Valentine if you are one of the eleven people.
  4. That’s it! The first 10 people will definitely receive a Valentine and everyone else will get the  chance for an even better one!

Thanks, everyone! #desperate