<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="//thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-seo/css/main-sitemap.xsl"?>
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1 http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1/sitemap-image.xsd" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/russell-westbrook-lies-to-get-free-dessert-at-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-04T17:51:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/russ.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/1-star-yelp-review-for-hot-onion-rings.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-05T12:28:42+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-05-at-7.53.59-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/finally-waiters-can-write-reviews-of-their-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-09T17:50:57+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/breaking-news-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-09-at-11.40.34-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/and-this-is-why-we-dont-seat-incomplete-parties.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-10T16:16:54+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-10-at-12.06.24-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/ihop-waitress-threatens-family-with-steak-knife.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-11T17:34:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/40297ABF00000578-4492026-image-m-4_1494419487942.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/dick-gives-bad-review-15-years-after-his-meal.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-17T17:20:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-16-at-1.29.18-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/the-meatball-lady-at-table-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-20T12:38:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/creative_artworks_640_10.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/woman-earns-100k-for-spilling-coffee-on-herself.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-24T14:07:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/starbucks-storefront-0908.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/75_large_1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/man-gives-1-star-yelp-review-for-most-idiotic-reason-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-25T16:35:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-25-at-11.55.09-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/advice-columnist-tells-it-like-it-is-to-bad-restaurant-customer.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-26T13:13:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/images.washingtonpost.com_.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/05/no-you-are-not-allowed-to-pull-a-waitresss-hair.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-05-27T12:49:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/13989239_G.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/13990066_G.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/new-mom-gets-harsh-lesson-about-mothers-day-at-restaurants.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-01T17:07:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-01-at-11.33.51-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/if-your-kitchen-makes-this-for-you-do-not-eat-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-02T12:50:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18834494_10213754216956109_720019891_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/petty-server-alert.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-03T21:32:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/petty.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/why-your-server-probably-hates-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-04T12:49:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18871107_1540809219287375_664932825_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/woman-only-gets-9-sweet-potato-tots-world-ends.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-06T18:33:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-02-at-9.04.16-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-02-at-9.04.37-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/7-things-smart-servers-dont-do.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-07T19:38:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18945428_10214318989074906_675595041_n-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/old-man-100-knows-how-he-wants-his-diet-coke.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-09T12:17:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18789908_10208742247905877_1030362765_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/server2247905877_1030362765_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/facebook-page-is-trashing-servers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-10T13:03:36+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18739929_690741057783917_7541016385056906404_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/19029237_696212733903416_762071601941949823_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18951163_695561147301908_431545521904314565_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/woman-does-not-understand-how-menus-work.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-12T17:05:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-12-at-12.58.15-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/the-need-for-ranch-dressing-is-out-of-control.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-13T17:28:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/17410453_1485077521502990_651031513_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/this-is-your-brain-in-the-weeds.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-14T15:04:57+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/PicMonkey-Sample.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/website-throws-server-under-the-bus-and-its-all-lies.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-15T16:33:59+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-15-at-12.32.40-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-15-at-11.39.42-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/heres-what-endless-apps-at-fridays-is-really-like-for-servers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-15T16:58:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tgifridays-endlessapps-2017feb15a.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/christopher-had-a-really-bad-time-at-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-17T02:26:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-16-at-9.05.08-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dYryW8ZaSYqnr73nuTDr_Tom.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/waving-1_orig.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/daily-horoscope-waiterwaitress-edition.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-17T21:10:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/1454360642-horoscope.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/woman-does-not-understand-opening-and-closing-times.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-22T18:55:11+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-22-at-9.50.31-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/03/5-things-you-wish-your-customers-did-better.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-23T11:53:21+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/albert-einstein2-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/woman-finds-dead-frog-in-salad.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-29T17:45:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/e.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/0.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/PicMonkey-Sample-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-29-at-12.32.31-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/stop-lying-about-your-birthday.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-06-30T12:53:25+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-30-at-8.16.52-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/the-latest-1-star-review-for-a-stupid-reason.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-01T12:54:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-01-at-7.57.32-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tumblr_n2sb3yrUij1s98alwo1_400.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/8-things-i-care-more-about-than-beyonces-twins-names.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-02T12:37:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/rs_634x951-170430100401-634-beyonce-042917.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/i-watched-a-blind-date-totally-implode.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-05T14:28:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/635850613071419408-467766013_tinder.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/how-to-make-sure-your-employees-hate-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-06T19:46:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/19848803_10154513145906513_576458982_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/the-worst-tinder-date-ever-update.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-07T13:11:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/635850613071419408-467766013_tinder-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/only-an-ahole-would-carry-this-card-in-his-wallet.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-08T12:50:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/19830135_1861694383872007_2120538332_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/this-woman-is-a-restaurant-superhero.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-12T15:55:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/15454928847_3208222654148201223_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/222654148201223_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Lynda_Carter_Wonder_Woman_transformation.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/theatermove.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/a-special-snowflake-leaves-a-1-star-review.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-14T23:16:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-14-at-6.16.50-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tumblr_m50r9czdQv1qj6jppo1_500.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/the-tragic-tale-of-pinocchios-first-day-as-a-waiter-at-red-lobster.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-15T02:42:19+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/069147e.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/wait-did-family-feud-just-encourage-violence-against-waiters.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-18T18:32:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-18-at-2.17.09-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/richard-dawson-1932-2012.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/we-open-at-1100-leave-us-alone-until-then.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-19T16:21:51+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-19-at-12.10.48-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/shortest-blog-post-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-19T18:54:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-19-at-2.44.55-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/the-definitive-guide-to-dealing-with-allergies.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-21T13:58:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/6GYz1_f-thumbnail-100-0.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tenor.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/little-girl-instantly-regrets-going-barefoot-in-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-21T23:34:19+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/server-takes-own-life-co-worker-mourns.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-24T16:51:13+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-23-at-8.03.04-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/did-gordon-ramsey-really-call-this-woman-an-old-bag-he-did.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-25T20:19:41+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-25-at-12.15.32-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/woman-doesnt-understand-no-kids-policy.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-26T15:55:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-26-at-9.56.16-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/07/if-we-could-write-yelp-reviews-about-our-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-27T16:25:49+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Screen-Shot-2017-07-27-at-11.41.54-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/11/5-stages-of-grief-when-you-get-stiffed.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-07-30T12:34:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/grief-model.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/PicMonkey-Sample-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/man-repeatedly-shares-tmi-in-his-yelp-reviews.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-01T17:00:53+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-01-at-11.36.55-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/woman-hits-waiter-with-car-to-avoid-check.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-02T16:17:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/image1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/someone-at-tgi-fridays-screwed-up.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-03T18:24:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-03-at-12.14.03-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-03-at-2.20.11-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/if-you-wont-work-for-free-then-why-should-i.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-04T13:03:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/PicMonkey-Sample.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/todays-stupid-1-star-review.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-05T12:51:30+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-05-at-8.09.03-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/did-kendall-jenner-just-stiff-a-bartender-who-cares.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-09T13:16:41+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/42FA3B5E00000578-4770198-Stingy_A_NYC_bar_on_Friday_posted_this_shot_of_a_receipt_apparen-m-2_1502167030402.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/only-attractive-people-by-the-window-is-not-a-thing-servers-do.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-09T16:42:53+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-09-at-12.39.44-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/waitress-solves-the-missing-pen-problem.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-10T13:30:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/20771732_10214033819267801_1459562236_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/200w_d.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/20706846_10214031233243152_752520884_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/20750896_10214036385931966_129465530_n-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/i-ate-at-applebees-and-now-they-are-closing-down-100-restaurants.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-11T12:10:06+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/636140790667250076-163946268_abees.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-10-at-11.58.25-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-10-at-12.50.37-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/IMG_0333.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/comedian-makes-waiter-cry-but-in-a-good-way.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-15T16:02:49+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-13-at-9.47.59-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/this-weeks-stupid-1-star-review-is-from-kevin-h.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-16T13:44:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-15-at-2.01.01-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/source.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/another-1-star-review-to-shred.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-17T16:40:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-17-at-11.40.34-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-17-at-11.40.17-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/lawn-darts-are-outmeatloaf-is-in.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-19T12:19:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trophy-png-23.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/solar-eclipse-is-a-living-hell-for-servers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-21T15:40:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/solar-eclipse.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/everyone-has-one-servers-dont-care-about-yours.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-22T23:33:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tenor.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/five-reasons-servers-arent-people-guest-blog.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-22T23:56:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/unnamed.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/why-people-who-order-water-with-lemon-are-the-worst-and-other-minor-major-server-inconveniences-guest-blog.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-22T23:56:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/FN_Infused-Water-Lemon_s4x3.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/top-5-things-to-know-when-visiting-a-tourist-town-and-how-to-not-annoy-the-service-workers-there.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-22T23:57:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/im-shit-tastic-at-coming-up-with-titles-guest-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-23T00:44:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/42508-Whatever.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/did-a-man-just-call-a-server-fat-in-a-facebook-review-yes.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-23T14:36:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-23-at-9.08.02-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-23-at-9.07.35-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-23-at-10.25.21-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/the-top-five-worst-things-ive-said-to-customers-guest-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-23T23:16:17+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/image1-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/flip-the-fing-papyrus.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-23T23:33:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/egyptianserver.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/if-the-walk-in-could-talk-guest-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-23T23:41:53+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/772bfff744b0dc65f1f5d1e41fee13b5.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/womans-attempt-to-shame-restaurant-owner-backfires.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-26T13:08:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-26-at-8.49.52-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/how-to-help-the-victims-of-harvey.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-29T17:21:59+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/IMG_0488.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/1528-MMS-1503782394144-attachment1-Screenshot_20170826-161851.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/the-abcs-of-patio-diners-part-one-guest-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-29T18:39:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/image.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/what-not-to-do-when-you-go-out-to-eat-guest-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-29T18:49:22+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Customer-is-Always-Right-Sign.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/waiting-on-a-miracle.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-08-30T21:26:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-5.14.37-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/woman-under-mistaken-impression-that-server-cares-about-22-month-old-baby.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-02T12:48:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/21034364_10155400878076131_1276743467839876709_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/a-comment-on-comments-the-22-month-old-baby-edition-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-20T21:24:04+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-04-at-11.10.40-AM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/IMG_0557-e1504664280316.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/is-this-mommy-blogger-trying-to-make-servers-hate-her.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-21T14:42:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/21740685_10159420756545445_1825179055529437124_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/yes5529437124_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/85_10159420756545445_1825179055529437124_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/woman-bitten-by-snake-at-longhorn-steakhouse.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-25T17:34:09+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/snakes-on-a-plane-5358423fdbd92.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-25-at-12.52.15-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/pumpkin-spice-is-now-a-law-and-no-one-knows-about-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-26T16:50:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/09/this-weeks-stupid-1-star-review-is-from-kai.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-09-28T16:45:19+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-28-at-11.52.19-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/you-dont-get-a-refund-because-you-changed-your-mind.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-03T16:23:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-03-at-11.42.56-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/an-open-letter-to-customers-ordering-the-1-margarita-at-applebees.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-04T15:57:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22197631_10155032369875687_540524294_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-04-at-11.01.38-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/now_later.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/we-dont-want-your-notes.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-05T17:29:54+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/21271293_10210275816677485_5114504911169155183_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22070460_10214455546003955_573466457_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/this-week-in-stupid-1-star-reviews.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-10T16:34:49+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-10-at-11.34.05-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/the-22-ways-table-28-annoyed-me-during-restaurant-week.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-11T14:49:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/photo.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/if-you-saw-me-on-the-today-show-this-post-is-for-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-12T18:02:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/BW_cover-preorder.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/vegans-your-lifestyle-choice-is-not-my-responsibility.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-16T17:36:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1492903928217.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22553608_10210398899837933_260661934_o.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-16-at-11.03.53-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-16-at-11.53.17-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/woman-brings-in-her-own-bacon-to-restaurant-becomes-my-hero.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-17T17:27:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-17-at-12.54.52-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bacon.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/restaurant-outed-for-using-popeyes-chicken.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-19T16:31:22+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-19-at-11.18.04-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-19-at-11.17.47-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/can-christians-please-stop-with-the-religious-pamphlets-for-tips.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-24T18:01:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-24-at-1.28.37-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22690539_10211982387253569_2144562148_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22690400_10211982538097340_207430483_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/a-horrible-little-girl-sat-in-my-section.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-26T16:17:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nellie-oleson-side.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/linda-f-gives-red-lobster-1-star.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-28T13:08:04+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-28-at-8.45.50-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/corporate-restaurant-threatens-staff-for-not-upselling.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-30T18:10:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/20663520_1415695228484068_1379720100_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/10/restaurant-boss-stands-up-for-staff-and-shames-horrible-customer.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-10-31T18:13:15+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-31-at-2.11.15-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bow-down-gif-3.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/pizza-restaurant-bans-kids-and-parents-freak-out.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-02T18:22:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-02-at-2.16.04-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/this-is-not-how-you-treat-a-margarita.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-04T13:03:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23191683_10212936071789419_1383599064_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/is-applebees-ignoring-this-former-employees-claims-of-sexual-harassment.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-06T16:38:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-06-at-10.55.48-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/why-must-servers-pay-the-credit-card-fees.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-08T21:03:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23226965_10214588353773239_779752931_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/parents-upset-about-kids-tax-at-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-10T18:39:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/TAXNJPKG5PM-00004415_WNBC_0000000185620.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/another-stupid-1-star-yelp-review.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-11T13:35:25+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-11-at-7.59.37-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/my-three-days-in-facebook-jail.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-16T18:35:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bitchy13f-1-web.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/this-restaurant-needs-our-help-on-yelp-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-18T14:06:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-18-at-8.57.05-AM-2.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/man-damages-his-car-and-blames-cracker-barrel.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-21T00:52:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-20-at-11.47.09-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/giphy-1.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/we-all-have-something-to-be-thankful-for.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-22T17:17:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/broken-heart_1f494.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/a-couple-is-naming-their-daughter-after-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-25T03:06:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Onesie-ht-er-171122_v4x3_16x9_608.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/one-click-can-help-a-friend-of-mine.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-25T04:38:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/PicMonkey-Sample.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/is-chilis-this-desperate-for-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-28T17:18:15+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/applebees-servers-are-bracing-for-1-long-island-iced-teas-in-december.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-29T17:04:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/24172588_10155298619137842_356184181_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23961163_10155285188752842_755867239_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/a-comment-on-comments-the-chilis-edition.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-29T18:28:54+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/3.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/4.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/11/battle-of-the-yelp-review.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-11-30T17:15:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-30-at-11.25.44-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/gay-server-fired-after-posting-insulting-note-written-on-receipt.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-06T15:14:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24323746_2165756993449990_1097651179_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24281816_2164442933581396_462532099_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-06-at-10.03.50-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/i-got-the-recipe-for-applebees-1-long-island-iced-teas.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-07T18:56:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24650822_1737850646234639_994775890_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/an-update-on-the-ihop-waitress-who-pulled-a-knife-on-her-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-10T21:30:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/40297ABF00000578-4492026-image-m-4_1494419487942.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/i-hate-the-people-who-take-both-credit-card-receipts.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-11T23:48:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/PicMonkey-Sample.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/baptist-preacher-explains-how-to-avoid-a-gay-waiter.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-14T17:09:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-13-at-6.55.27-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/woman-pens-note-of-correction-for-typo-in-restaurant-ad.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-15T18:18:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/24796482_10156885252924689_3745729309858067532_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/you-all-made-this-ihop-waitress-very-very-happy.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-20T23:54:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ihop.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/check.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/unnamed.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/unnamed6.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/bill-oreilly-has-some-restaurant-advice-for-everyone.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-21T17:50:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-15-at-8.46.09-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/9-annoying-things-about-the-little-girl-at-booth-9.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-23T13:24:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/PicMonkeyample.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/edd269caf373920ce6cb48b888ca27dc.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/12/jesus-celebrates-birthday-at-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-24T13:08:49+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/150916-olive-garden-mn-1020_a4ea4e817f0a25c6cf62bd78fb5f8d49.nbcnews-fp-1200-800-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/the-worst-to-go-order-of-2017.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-28T19:43:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/23770166_10155895430935948_1379435544_o.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/the-grinch-who-wanted-to-eat-at-applebees-on-christmas.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-29T13:33:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-29-at-8.03.20-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/12/the-last-ahole-child-of-the-year.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2017-12-31T18:55:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/26176877_10159792358510346_233239112_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/man-gives-cheesecake-factory-one-star-because-of-gay-people.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-03T16:58:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-03-at-11.02.16-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/trump-puts-a-lemon-in-the-water-the-good-the-bad-the-ugly.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-05T12:54:03+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/donald-trump.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/the-one-joke-we-dont-need-to-hear-again-this-winter.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-06T13:24:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-06-at-8.17.10-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/vegetarian-was-accidentally-served-chicken-and-wants-written-apology.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-10T16:54:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-10-at-9.45.27-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/waitress-is-fired-via-a-note-from-a-cowardly-manager.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-11T18:01:15+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-11-at-11.09.27-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/51582160_l-1024x1024.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/restaurant-critic-tells-us-how-we-should-do-things.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-19T12:55:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5c2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/restaurant-ceo-insults-customers-and-waitstaff-in-one-interview.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-22T18:46:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-22-at-1.25.36-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/woman-expects-free-stuff-for-her-birthday.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-23T19:39:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Screen-Shot-2018-01-23-at-10.44.30-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/politician-suggests-1000-fine-for-waiters-who-offer-straws.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-27T13:29:41+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ian.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_2222-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/restaurant-lets-customers-shoot-servers-with-water-guns.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-01-30T15:11:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/07/yet-another-reason-to-hate-children.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-01T14:52:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Q8qj8.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mockingbird9.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/02/applebees-shows-porn-in-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-02T13:30:49+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screen-Shot-2018-02-01-at-12.56.38-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/02/a-table-for-two-aholes.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-12T14:17:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screen-Shot-2018-02-11-at-8.28.53-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/02/not-a-bitchy-blog-post.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-15T19:24:51+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/s906654426785960500_p287_i28_w598.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/02/this-woman-wanted-a-meatball-pizza-bowl-and-was-denied.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-28T19:03:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screen-Shot-2018-02-28-at-12.33.18-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/01/saying-goodbye-to-a-regular.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-02-28T21:52:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMDAwLzA5NS84NjIvb3JpZ2luYWwvbWFuLWNyeWluZy10ZWFycy5qcGc-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/man-has-question-for-tgi-fridays-i-answer-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-08T18:07:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-08-at-12.33.33-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Mozzarella-Sticks-with-Marinara-Sauce-11-OZ-287x251.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/lazy-husband-puts-literally-no-effort-into-wifes-birthday.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-14T16:04:03+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-11-at-7.52.55-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/mom-overreacts-at-olive-garden-yawn.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-15T18:17:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-15-at-11.37.59-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/thoughts-and-prayers-for-rhonda.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-22T18:19:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-22-at-10.18.31-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/applebees-customer-upset-by-nose-ring-on-waitress.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-28T15:52:17+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/29134113_1804781029545537_1115539251_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/03/dear-abby-doesnt-know-what-shes-talking-about.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-03-30T12:47:30+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/57dff95a4f4fd.image_.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/finally-a-restaurant-i-want-to-work-in.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-01T16:20:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/72830169d61238a443f852c4dfee07f0.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/famous-lady-breaks-up-with-famous-guy-because-hes-a-bad-tipper.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-05T15:21:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screen-Shot-2018-04-05-at-11.15.09-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/dont-troll-me-carlee.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-11T00:00:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screen-Shot-2018-04-10-at-7.52.11-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screen-Shot-2018-04-10-at-11.26.09-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/you-can-live-stream-the-bitchy-waiter-show.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-12T17:45:06+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/livesream.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/your-kid-your-mess-not-my-job.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-16T15:54:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/30594931_1698975713492853_3743998686426824704_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/applebees-customer-stiffs-her-server-and-is-okay-with-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-19T17:05:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screen-Shot-2018-04-18-at-10.28.18-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/kids-meals-are-for-kids-period.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-25T16:51:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screen-Shot-2018-04-25-at-11.50.26-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/04/today-is-take-your-kid-to-work-day.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-04-26T16:34:11+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/tumblr_mte5e391RP1qjhl7yo1_250.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/tumblr_mte5e391RP1qjhl7yo1_250.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/found-at-olive-garden-the-most-entitled-customer-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-08T18:01:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Screen-Shot-2018-05-08-at-12.55.59-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/we-should-not-be-fired-for-this.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-14T16:47:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Sample-image.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/prince-harry-meghan-markle-and-the-cater-waiter.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-22T16:23:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/article-2015618014301852218000.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/if-you-or-someone-you-know-works-at-chilis-please-read-this.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-24T17:22:11+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fajitas-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/calling-a-church-out-on-their-jesus-saves-cards-that-is-not-a-tip.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-29T17:56:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Screen-Shot-2018-05-29-at-1.46.08-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/33429035_1682701335112067_1168839688492941312_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/33495562_1682701281778739_4587675166967857152_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/05/wage-theft-in-the-industry-what-to-watch-out-for-how-to-fight-back.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-05-30T17:27:17+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Sample-image-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/06/this-woman-wants-some-attention-from-olive-garden-for-her-birthday.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-06-07T16:03:09+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Screen-Shot-2018-06-07-at-10.44.19-AM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/06/restaurant-offers-gluten-lite-menu-not-gluten-free.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-06-14T03:59:10+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Screen-Shot-2018-06-13-at-8.58.41-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/06/the-new-olive-garden-commercial-taking-twitter-by-storm.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-06-15T12:51:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/34863395_10215383842696717_240658833049911296_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/06/happy-fathers-day-heres-some-spit-in-your-burger.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-06-23T12:21:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/ww2akGxF.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/did-this-famous-person-stiff-her-server-looks-like-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-02T17:52:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/36405655_10156429280586684_2402145719407345664_n-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-01-at-8.29.00-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/theres-a-special-place-in-hell-for-some-restaurant-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-05T16:46:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hell.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/how-to-summon-a-restaurant-manager.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-11T18:25:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/36931356_803196790068450_3210812336675749888_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/applebes-waitress-is-punched-stabbed-and-robbed.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-14T11:48:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-14-at-7.42.06-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/the-most-millennial-thing-ever-to-happen-is-happening.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-15T12:41:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/breaking-news.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/little-girls-steals-tip-and-gets-publicly-shamed-for-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-17T15:38:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-17-at-10.46.53-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/waitress-kicks-the-ass-of-man-who-gropes-her.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-18T14:51:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-18-at-9.59.59-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2013/06/10-rules-for-dining-on-the-patio.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-19T19:39:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Sample-im.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/terrorist-waiter-stiffed-by-customers-is-a-liar.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-07-24T17:52:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/920x920.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/07/woman-will-never-return-to-outback-steakhouse.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-01T03:17:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-31-at-12.51.10-PM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/woman-stiffs-server-because-coffee-was-too-hot.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-04T12:54:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/38223838_2613800385312976_2140403647815614464_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/38282353_2613800048646343_8636798693858607104_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/charlotte-rae-has-died-and-heart-is-hurting.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-06T16:50:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/gettyimages-138462639-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/19-restaurant-receipts-that-prove-not-all-customers-are-awful.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-15T15:34:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image1-4.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image2-copy.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/unnamed.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/unnamed-1-copy.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Screenshot_20180719-200200.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/IMG_20180215_190509.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image2.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image1-3.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image1-2.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/37403556_10216486343774200_5270207356486025216_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/20170428_003911.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image-2.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/image-2.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/20180719_200514.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/was-this-waiter-actually-arrested-for-handing-out-a-straw.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-23T19:57:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/i-need-a-new-job.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-28T16:17:41+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hireme.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/08/nate-threatens-to-never-go-back-to-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2018-08-30T16:48:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Screen-Shot-2018-08-30-at-12.22.19-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/H2H2Y.jpg.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/waitress-puts-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-01-22T15:14:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-12.18.11-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/woman-uses-n-word-at-restaurant-and-is-totally-okay-with-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:45:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-25-at-1.51.36-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-25-at-1.57.13-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/attention-servers-do-not-do-this-to-a-receipt.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:49:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/IMG_7303.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/when-love-blooms-at-the-gyro-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:50:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Untitled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/happy-70th-birthday-to-yanna-avis-who-was-so-damn-rude-to-me.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:52:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/627665891.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/court-yanna-avis.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/woman-arrested-for-leaving-a-5000-tip-using-her-boyfriends-credit-card.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:53:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/e3223f80-9d39-11e9-b7f9-74fb7b51d5ba-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/did-piers-morgan-insult-bartenders-spoiler-alert-he-did.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:54:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Piers-Morgan-GMB-t.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/06/my-restaurant-is-closing-farewell-quaint.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:55:22+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/IMG_6973.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/06/applebees-mourns-the-loss-of-maureen.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:56:19+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Screen-Shot-2019-06-04-at-2.46.49-PM-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/06/its-a-thin-line-between-love-and-hate.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T14:57:04+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Blank-Facebook-Post.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/employee-takes-bath-in-wendys-sink-because-dumb.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:00:51+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Screen-Shot-2019-05-22-at-6.23.18-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/i-am-in-love-with-these-server-books.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:01:54+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Pink_Vert_cropped_1024x1024@2x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Pink_Vert_cropped_1024x1024@2x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Curavo-6001_edited_360x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Unicorn_Vert_cropped_360x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/bartender-charged-for-serving-gunman-before-mass-shooting.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:04:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/106828108_d5rxp0vwkaau5px.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/how-to-make-sure-our-server-hates-you-update.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:06:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/rude_BW.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/image1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/14-things-that-will-happen-in-every-mexican-restaurant-on-cinco-de-mayo.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:06:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Blank-Facebook-Post.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/04/if-you-need-to-write-a-note-like-this-to-your-server-stay-at-home.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:07:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/50309825_2019957281386426_3550636183564320768_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/04/man-has-heart-broken-over-loss-of-olive-garden-dish.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:08:37+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-02-at-11.20.27-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/04/bitchy-waiter-guy-fieri-a-match-made-in-heaven.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:09:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/PicMonkey-Collage.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/03/i-just-found-the-stupidest-customer-request-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:10:21+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/IMG_6461.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/slider-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/03/waitress-attacked-by-ranch-dressing-caught-on-tape.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:18:52+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-21-at-11.51.42-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/03/one-time-when-i-worked-at-bennigans.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:20:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Untitled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/03/restaurant-owner-takes-entire-staff-to-disney-world.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:21:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DisneysMagic.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/free-shrimp-at-red-lobster-is-happening.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:22:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/breaking-news.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/susan-had-a-bad-time-at-applebees-on-her-birthday.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:22:51+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-26-at-8.45.12-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/found-the-most-offensive-business-cards-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:23:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-24-at-8.20.52-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-24-at-8.05.26-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/server-calls-out-customer-who-writes-i-dont-tip-fags-on-receipt.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:24:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-21-at-9.40.59-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Diz.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/IMG_6311.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/bitchy-waiter-rap-video-this.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:25:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Screen-Shot-2019-02-17-at-8.09.55-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/i-just-discovered-the-most-adorable-server-books.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:26:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/ServerBooks_Stand_1_Cropped_1024x1024@2x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/ServerBooks_Stand_1_Cropped_1024x1024@2x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/ServerBooks_Stand_7_cropped_1024x1024@2x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/an-olive-garden-breadstick-bouquet-is-happening.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:26:57+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/breadstick-bouquet-collage-1549736182.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bitchywaiter-myjobisreal-wtee-white_2000x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/02/news-flash-paula-got-lint-on-her-new-navy-sweater.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:30:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/48404645_10156696198420390_5695072144245915648_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/rest-in-peace-applebees-servers-who-have-to-sell-1-hurricanes.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:31:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/da852184-4b0a-4b7d-bbc8-5e7b2a22c1cb-bevrg0345_dollarhurricane_lr.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/8-ways-the-bartender-made-me-hate-him.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:33:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Sample-image-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/fired-employees-shares-video-of-roaches-in-popular-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:34:03+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-22-at-12.21.31-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-22-at-12.56.23-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/a-poem-about-dirty-diapers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:34:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/IMG_5871-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/woman-dining-alone-assumed-to-be-a-hooker.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:35:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/1_S3DlhDjbg9oWhDcgD_8HPA.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/news-personality-britt-mchenry-is-total-btch-to-restaurant-worker.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:36:30+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/brittmchenry.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-13-at-9.21.15-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-13-at-9.21.45-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-13-at-9.23.11-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/who-may-dip-in-the-tip-pool.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:37:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Untitled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-14-at-1.14.24-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/dont-be-a-karen.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:38:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/karen.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/fight-breaks-out-at-waffle-house-welcome-to-2019.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T15:39:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-03-at-12.57.42-PM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Screen-Shot-2019-01-03-at-12.57.42-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-let-your-kids-be-barefoot-in-a-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-07-31T17:07:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/new-years-eve-at-olive-garden-for-400-per-person.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:52:52+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/IMG_5363.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/this-man-was-stuck-in-a-restaurant-grease-duct-for-two-days.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:53:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/48383984_2006198846125594_7942135781529747456_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/someone-did-a-study-on-restaurant-lemon-wedges-spoiler-alert-theyre-dirty.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:54:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-12-at-5.45.42-PM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/five-effective-ways-to-keep-a-baby-from-crying.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:55:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/download.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/ahole-manager-of-the-week-katie.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:56:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/47680019_194507868061704_6488571488235421696_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/47680019_194507868061704_6488571488235421696_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/47490344_1142849689214281_3577875828228227072_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/47390955_261933814490451_9050041029532581888_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fb9_screenshot20181206at80119am-1.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/12/8-gifts-ideas-for-servers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:57:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/001_.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/00-fishs-eddy-mug-mimi-pond-customer-is-always-wrong_1050x-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/waiterwallet.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/bitchywaiter-makeamericatipblk-mtee-heather_dbfa055b-f7db-43f8-9275-f760a5f97d6b_1200x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/71lxKj5wnIL._SL1001_.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/clopen.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BW_cover.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/corner.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/are-these-restaurant-employees-calling-for-the-murder-of-donald-trump.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-03T12:58:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/46811861_2144944185756291_422292570501021696_n-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/teen-fired-after-grilling-a-rat-at-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:38:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-25-at-8.15.48-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-25-at-8.19.18-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/this-is-something-we-can-all-be-thankful-for.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:40:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/IMG_5225.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/going-to-eat-in-a-restaurant-for-thanksgiving-read-this.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:41:03+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Thanks-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/this-boss-does-not-care-that-your-house-is-on-fire-just-get-to-work.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:42:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fire.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/waiters-smash-cake-into-the-faces-of-rude-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:43:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-09-at-10.28.34-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/11/chef-kills-customer-and-then-serves-him-to-vegetarians.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:44:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sei_37918403-7962.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/servers-in-venice-work-in-major-flood-video.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:45:15+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-30-at-11.31.07-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-30-at-11.31.07-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/man-eats-half-his-steak-and-wants-his-money-back-manager-nope.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:46:52+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-26-at-7.56.36-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/why-dont-my-coworkers-send-me-texts-like-this.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:47:53+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/44348306_10215179284088998_4072057325106495488_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/44348306_10215179284088998_4072057325106495488_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/pro-tips-from-an-ex-red-lobster-server-on-how-to-survive-endless-shrimp.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:48:59+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Sample-image.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/woman-has-the-stupidest-reason-for-leaving-a-bad-review.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:49:52+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-09-at-10.28.30-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/10/an-open-letter-to-a-cheap-woman-named-heather.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:51:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/61_728380254167873_1325111042765750272_n-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/09/my-public-apology-to-chilis.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:52:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_4845.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/09/is-chilis-being-dishonest-with-their-customers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:53:11+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/42158398_10100527986104074_7539674518143369216_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/55.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/09/how-to-get-the-olive-garden-pumpkin-cheesecake-before-anyone-else.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:54:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/chocolate-chunkin-pumpkin-cheesecake-1537191864.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/09/6-things-customers-should-know-about-endless-shrimp.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:55:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/red_lobster_endless_shrimp_hero.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/09/to-the-bosses-who-expect-us-to-work-during-a-hurricane.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T18:56:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Screen-Shot-2018-09-12-at-12.15.25-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/07/this-woman-was-totally-not-drunk-when-she-was-cut-off.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-05T19:45:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Screen-Shot-2019-07-22-at-11.06.38-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/giphy.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/08/further-proof-that-some-customers-are-awful-human-beings.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-08T12:17:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screen-Shot-2019-08-08-at-7.44.23-AM-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/08/applebees-loves-wedding-anniversaries.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-11T15:47:21+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screen-Shot-2019-08-10-at-8.04.26-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/08/i-just-created-the-best-tv-show-ever.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-23T11:52:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Blank-Facebook-Post.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/08/why-i-said-no-to-being-on-another-tv-show.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-08-31T12:14:26+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/vintage-television-vector-834374.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/08/3-useful-skills-for-a-career-in-tech-i-learned-from-waiting-tables.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-09-17T14:15:00+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/The-Customer-is-Always-Right-Sign-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/09/chuck-e-cheese-manager-obliterates-customer.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-09-19T17:51:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/70201029_1378452295642983_3050549020754706432_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/tkheb00-imgur_2_orig.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/09/karin-is-not-happy-with-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-09-24T19:06:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Screen-Shot-2019-09-24-at-2.37.33-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/woman-ignored-at-applebees-for-20-minutes.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-03T16:41:50+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Blank-Facebook-Post.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/server-nightmares.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-07T13:35:14+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-07-at-9.15.02-AM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/today-is-national-tell-off-a-customer-day.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-09T15:31:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/breaking-news.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/did-i-really-get-to-say-that-on-tv-yes-i-did.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-17T14:00:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-9.42.35-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/how-to-maintain-your-health-and-sanity-working-in-a-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-17T16:57:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Blank-Facebook-Post.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.20.19-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.20.32-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.20.51-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.21.03-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.21.16-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.21.29-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-17-at-12.21.53-PM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/10/never-throw-a-blender-at-a-customer.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-10-24T19:58:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Blank-Facebook-Post-1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/11/tucker-carlson-asked-to-leave-applebees.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-11-07T02:52:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/breaking-news.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/11/how-to-summon-a-restaurant-manager-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-11-29T12:47:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/36931356_803196790068450_3210812336675749888_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/dad-is-upset-with-olive-garden-because-hes-a-lazy-parent.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-01T16:40:56+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Screen-Shot-2019-12-01-at-7.45.30-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/78054694_547119669461338_6675759335659798528_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/05/this-is-how-to-make-sure-your-server-hates-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:25+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/macados_BW.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/image1.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/08/careful-what-you-write-on-your-receipt-jonathan.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Jonathan-Ramichi-Reciept.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/06/prayers-are-needed-for-bwws-customer.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:28+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/resize.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-07-at-10.54.03-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/02/customer-suffers-at-applebees-and-its-awful-for-her.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:29+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/applebees-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/the-correct-way-to-open-champagne.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/partying.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/who-spends-400-for-olive-garden-on-new-years-eve-this-guy.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2588280655_c27bb327a3.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/this-might-be-the-worst-customer-of-2015.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-28-at-4.37.36-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/this-elf-on-the-shelf-knows-what-you-are-doing-at-work.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T00:57:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/elf-on-the-shelf-e1384447891694.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/sorry-were-not-mind-readers-youll-have-to-talk-to-us.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:04:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/johnny-carson-carnac-large.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/want-extra-booze-pay-for-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:04:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/scotch.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/here-is-why-so-many-servers-hate-people.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:04:06+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246670_10207360079707777_5584719261176552889_n1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/this-customer-does-not-know-how-restaurants-work.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:04+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-11-10-at-7.17.08-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/61bL5J4S-VL._SL1353_.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/this-might-be-the-most-clueless-customer-ever-to-eat-at-olive-garden.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dumbass.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/waitresses-are-too-stupid-to-work-a-cash-register.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:06+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10600380_10205575437771140_7868418859824988548_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/miracles-happen-and-one-happened-in-my-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:07+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/140be4a.gif</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/miracle.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/found-worst-mcdonalds-customer-in-the-world.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/brandy-wooten.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/only-cowards-leave-a-card-like-this-for-their-server.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12313810_10205327490375846_2279323105162141669_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/12/this-is-the-holiday-song-you-want-to-hear.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:09+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-04-at-8.37.37-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/they-sang-my-tweet.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:10+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/is-porky-the-pig-a-slut.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:11+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/high-maintenance-table-1.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:11+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/twiiter-followers-wanted.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:12+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/i-dreamed-a-dream.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:13+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/do-not-leave-crap-in-my-station.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:14+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/i-wanna-be-your-hero.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:14+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/what-evil-lurks-among-us.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:15+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/the-laziest-girl-in-town.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:16+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/incomplete-parties-piss-me-off.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:17+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/the-clean-and-melodramatic-lemon.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:17+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/shove-a-pancake-in-my-mouth.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:18+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/03/i-drank-five-mojitos.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:18+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/02/waiter-in-training.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:19+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/470who-needs-training-wheels.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/02/dont-make-me-throw-a-penny-at-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:20+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/11/another-day-another-bitch-of-a-manager.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:21+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/12/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-what-the-fuck.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:21+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/01/dont-call-me-a-faggot.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:21+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/11/can-you-hear-me-now-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:22+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/11/holly-hobbie-has-a-stick-up-her-ass.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:23+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/11/this-manager-thinks-the-restaurant-is-her-dynasty.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:23+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/10/a-horse-is-a-horse-of-course-of-course.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:24+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/11/i-got-a-new-job.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:24+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2010/02/bloody-mary-whine-bag.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:25+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2009/10/the-passion-in-her-touch.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:26+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2009/08/stroller-bitches-from-hell.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/strollerbitches.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/read-the-menu-asswipe.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:28+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/what-is-that-smell.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:29+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/diet-coke-or-diet-pepsi-who-cares.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:29+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/bloody-burger.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:30+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/are-you-really-allergic-to-that.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:31+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/we-dont-like-children.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:32+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/we-are-not-a-starbucks.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:33+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/hungry-people-suck.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:34+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/yes-the-coffee-is-hot-bitch.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:35+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/youre-a-horrible-parent.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:36+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2008/12/yeah-we-dont-have-that.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:06:36+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/allergic-to-too-much.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-03T01:55:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/how-to-fck-with-a-phisher.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-17T15:57:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Screen-Shot-2019-12-17-at-10.39.25-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/unnamed.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/server-tells-boss-exactly-how-she-feels.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-19T17:55:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/sketch-1576333282520.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/holiday-gift-ideas-for-the-server-in-your-life.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-20T13:15:47+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Blank-649-x-378-2.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/waiterwallet.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/bitchywaiter-makeamericatipblk-mtee-heather_dbfa055b-f7db-43f8-9275-f760a5f97d6b_1200x.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/71lxKj5wnIL._SL1001_.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/clopen.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/BW_cover.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/corner.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/12/a-comment-on-comments-go-kill-yourself-edition.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2019-12-26T19:37:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Blank-649-x-378-3.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/01/dont-make-me-dig-through-the-garbage.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-01-02T20:13:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Blank-649-x-378-copy-2.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/01/grandma-and-grandpa-offended-by-same-sex-kiss.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-01-07T17:55:13+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Blank-649-x-378-copy.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/81369391_10214872112176645_3968905735508590592_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/01/you-get-a-shift-drink-you-get-a-shift-drink.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-01-22T17:52:36+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/01/man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-applebees.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-01-28T17:32:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/01/hey-texas-roadhouse-justice-for-luis.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-01-30T18:35:33+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/02/woman-wants-30-more-minutes-before-evacuating-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-02-04T16:52:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/02/servers-do-want-rocks-for-tips.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-02-10T15:01:42+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Screen-Shot-2020-02-10-at-8.25.39-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/02/the-reality-for-servers-on-valentines-day.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-02-12T16:05:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/02/whats-your-worst-server-nightmare.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-02-18T18:31:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Blank-649-x-378-3.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/02/an-open-letter-to-the-girls-who-cant-tip.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-02-27T20:40:22+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Blank-649-x-378-5.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/03/one-time-at-bennigans.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-03-13T12:19:25+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Untitled-624x468-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/03/a-servers-thoughts-on-the-coronavirus.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-03-18T17:30:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/IMG_9047.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/03/fck-the-airline-industry-what-about-the-service-industry.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-03-20T20:02:59+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/03/applebees-customers-need-to-calm-down.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-03-22T18:48:55+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Screen-Shot-2020-03-22-at-12.47.39-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Screen-Shot-2020-03-22-at-2.00.48-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/04/the-day-i-get-to-go-back-to-work.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-04-06T16:34:59+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/04/i-guess-waitstaff-is-disposable-when-it-comes-to-covid-19.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-04-27T18:04:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/EWanNu9XgAAXFk6.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/04/if-you-are-still-working-right-now-thank-you.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-04-29T16:04:38+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/05/kathy-hill-goes-off-on-red-lobster-employees.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-13T20:01:44+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/05/happy-birthday-to-me-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-29T19:49:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/06/girl-loots-cheesecake-factory-to-change-the-world.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-04T19:36:05+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/cheesecake-55-1-copy.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/06/your-bitchy-waiter-horoscope-for-the-day.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-07T13:21:31+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/1454360642-horoscope.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/06/face-mask-exempt-cards-are-not-a-thing.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-27T15:45:52+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/EbbzbLrUEAAUwTq-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/06/grandma-showers-are-a-thing-now.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-29T13:34:30+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Getty_1150346160-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/download.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/07/dont-be-like-david.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-07-19T14:39:08+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/73138409_1671127493038154_3835496527340789975_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/07/when-your-regulars-become-your-friends.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-07-26T17:04:34+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/10/4-things-your-server-wants-you-to-know-about-dining-out-during-covid.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-10-14T16:01:42+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Getty_1227370547-750x500-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Getty_1227370547-750x500-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/job-13-manager-at-a-putt-putt-golf.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-01T21:10:02+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/out-bitched-by-a-bitch.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-04T18:25:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/the-argument-for-servers-to-get-the-vaccine-first.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-05T19:37:35+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/this-blog-is-12-years-old-today-so-a-moment-of-gratitude.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-08T16:20:01+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-3.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/did-a-customer-actually-leave-this-note-for-their-server.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-14T17:05:51+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-4.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/4-ways-to-actually-help-your-local-struggling-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-20T18:51:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Getty_1262872993-1024x683-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/mike-pence-is-most-likely-a-lousy-tipper.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-30T18:36:36+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-2.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Facebook-Group-Cover.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2020/12/a-thank-you-to-servers-for-all-you-did-in-2020.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-12-31T18:59:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Blank-649-x-378-3.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/01/a-comment-on-comments-get-a-real-job.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-01-02T17:59:15+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Blank-649-x-378-3.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Screen-Shot-2021-01-02-at-11.59.25-AM.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/01/an-open-letter-to-gov-cuomo.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-01-30T17:05:27+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/01/want-extra-booze-in-your-drink-pay-for-it.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-01-31T16:55:23+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Blank-649-x-378-2.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/02/two-men-face-charges-after-gun-threat-at-ay-caramba-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-02-01T17:53:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/03/one-year-ago-life-was-normal.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-03-08T16:13:06+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/IMG_2598-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/04/congress-is-passing-a-new-law-to-benefit-servers.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-04-01T15:00:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/breaking-news.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/04/the-8-ways-this-5-tipper-annoyed-me.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-04-23T15:11:10+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/FC306DD2-C250-4DA8-940E-4C6577A0B9A8.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/05/my-last-night-at-my-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-05-08T14:29:25+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Screen-Shot-2021-05-07-at-9.38.39-AM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_5141-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/IMG_3505.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2018/02/how-to-reheat-chocolate-molten-lava-cake-from-chilis.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-05-16T13:12:18+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screen-Shot-2018-02-16-at-9.08.59-AM-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/05/how-to-reheat-the-chocolate-molten-lava-cake-from-chilis.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-05-16T13:32:09+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Facebook-Post.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/07/bitchy-doesnt-work-here-anymore.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-07-20T14:41:12+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/IMG_4064-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/07/5-things-customers-need-to-know-about-eating-in-a-restaurant-right-now.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-07-28T14:45:58+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/IMG_4342-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/08/nyc-will-require-vaccination-to-eat-or-work-in-a-restaurant.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-08-03T19:27:46+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/11/this-is-why-i-was-blocked-on-facebook.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-11-10T01:38:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/11/21555.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-11-16T14:37:54+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/IMG_1966.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/karen2.00_03_13_13.Still002-copy-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/11/woman-arrested-for-throwing-soup-in-cashiers-face.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-11-18T00:34:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Screen-Shot-2021-11-17-at-5.59.35-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Screen-Shot-2021-11-17-at-5.59.35-PM.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2021/12/a-server-is-just-a-monkey-that-brings-food-from-the-kitchen-to-my-table.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2021-12-19T16:04:53+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Blank-649-x-378.png</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2022/09/bitchy-waiter-eating-and-drinking-guide-to-philadelphia.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2022-09-21T11:23:09+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7707-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7695-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7640-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7653-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7658-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_7707-scaled.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2023/02/21610.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2023-03-21T17:11:43+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/313431480_10228672077329781_4060513498549492534_n.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2012/04/i-dont-know-what-420-means.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2023-04-20T11:02:45+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/maxresdefault-1024x576-1.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2011/06/come-and-knock-on-our-door.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2023-10-16T11:19:16+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/threes_company.jpeg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/threes_company.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2023/11/were-so-dead-movie-update.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2023-11-01T18:44:24+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Blank-649-x-378.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2023/11/more-exciting-news-about-were-so-dead.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2023-11-08T17:47:32+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Blank-649-x-378-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2013/01/customer-leaves-a-letter-for-server.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2024-01-22T12:17:51+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/01/the-crazy-mashed-potato-lady.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2024-01-22T12:21:18+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2012/04/smile-darn-ya-smile-2.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2024-01-24T13:17:56+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2012/05/bitchy-waiter-%e2%99%a5s-linda-lavin.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2024-12-30T13:20:57+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alice-linda-lavin-1.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tn-500_4-6-7148.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2016/08/an-open-letter-to-the-parents-who-left-a-dirty-diaper-at-a-table.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2025-11-21T13:25:20+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/13883690_10209920813837815_119273346_n.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://thebitchywaiter.com/2013/04/sloppy-drunk-red-meat-sex.html</loc>
		<lastmod>2025-11-21T13:28:17+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/72-imgpress.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>http://thebitchywaiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/72-imgpress.jpg</image:loc>
		</image:image>
	</url>
</urlset>
<!-- XML Sitemap generated by Yoast SEO -->