Category: old lady

Old People Like Decaf

Ahh, old people: you can’t live with ’em, you can’t hold a pillow over their face until they silently drift off to a better place. Don’t get me wrong, I …
The Bitchy Waiter June 18, 2013
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Senior Citizens Make Me Nervous

There must have been a 50% off coupon for my club mailed to all AARP members this week because my whole station smelled like old people yesterday. You know the …
The Bitchy Waiter December 8, 2009
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Yes, the coffee is hot, bitch

I don’t know what it is with old people, but I hope when I am old (in like six years from now) I don’t lose my taste buds. I guess …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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