Category: Houlihan’s

Don’t Make Me Throw a Penny at You

This story happened years and years ago, but it’s a goody. I was working in this tourist trap in Times Square in New York City where food was way overpriced …
The Bitchy Waiter February 24, 2011
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So Many Liars

I was sitting on the sidewalk in Times Square yesterday at 6:50 AM because I was waiting in line for an audition. Sure I was watching men pile crap into …
The Bitchy Waiter November 23, 2010
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What I Did For Ricki Lake

I have been called a fame whore. If that is what I am because I crave attention, fame, the spotlight, and more attention, then so be it. Have I always …
The Bitchy Waiter October 13, 2010
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Thank You For Being a Friend

One of the best things about working in a restaurant is usually the people you work with. Granted there are always a few folks who you could do without, but …
The Bitchy Waiter September 12, 2010
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Scamming for Free Food

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …
The Bitchy Waiter July 13, 2010
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Too Darn Hot

It’s hot here in New York City. It’s so hot that part of my face melted off yesterday while I waited for the bus to take me to a job. …
The Bitchy Waiter July 7, 2010
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Uno, Dos, Trays

All waiters occasionally drop a tray, but after years and years of practice it happens less and less often. Throughout my near upon two decades of experience (I started waiting …
The Bitchy Waiter June 9, 2010
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I’m on the Broadway

For a lot of people, living in New York City and being a waiter means one thing. Actor. Of course it’s a stereotype, but over the years I have come …
The Bitchy Waiter April 25, 2010
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