Category: bitch

Word of the Day

I never ever post two things in one day so don’t get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the …
The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2010
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Dear Lady at Table 32,

Here is a brief list of all things I wanted to say to Table 32 a few days ago: Do you really need to be reseated that many times in …
The Bitchy Waiter June 8, 2010
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Just Pay the Damn Check

You know, I don’t give a shit who pays for the fucking check. It does not matter to me (or any other waiter) who paid last, who owes whom, who’s …
The Bitchy Waiter August 19, 2009
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This is why people should tip

I think everyone should be a waiter for six months of their lives. It would make the world a much better place, I just know it. Most people have never …
The Bitchy Waiter December 29, 2008
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Babies suck

So many mothers have this sense of fucking entitlement like she is the first woman to ever push a baby out of her Sweet Potato Pie Hole. It’s been happening …
The Bitchy Waiter December 27, 2008
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Do waiters really spit in food?

Yes, Virginia, waiters really do spit in food. But you have to be a really bad little girl to have that happen to you, so most people are okay. I …
The Bitchy Waiter December 26, 2008
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Merry Christmas, what do you want?

Over the years, I have always worked in restaurants that are open on the holidays. It sucks major Christmas balls. The servers always have to fight to see who has …
The Bitchy Waiter December 25, 2008
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Read the menu, asswipe

Sometimes people think that when they come into the restaurant they are in their own kitchen and I am their personal chef for the day. No bitch, that is not …
The Bitchy Waiter December 24, 2008
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