The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

5 Things Customers Need to Know About Eating in a Restaurant Right Now

This week, I was a guest on a Canadian morning show. Before I went on, I jotted down some notes of the things I wanted to say. Since the TV …

The Bitchy Waiter July 28, 2021

Bitchy Doesn’t Work Here Anymore

It’s been over a month since I walked through the doors of the restaurant I had worked in for over ten years, but it happened last night. It was too …

The Bitchy Waiter July 20, 2021

How To Reheat the Chocolate Molten Lava Cake from Chili’s

Because I am a waiter, I can’t help but jump at every opportunity to assist someone when it comes to matters of food and restaurant life. Serving is in my …

The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2021

My Last Night at My Restaurant

Why am I crying right now? I’ve worked at Quaint for just over ten years and this week I served my last two entrees there; a medium rare hamburger with …

The Bitchy Waiter May 7, 2021

The 8 Ways This 5% Tipper Annoyed Me

Despite my bitchy pen name, I honestly try to give all of my customers the best dining experience possible. Hospitality flows through my veins just as passionately as the blood …

The Bitchy Waiter April 22, 2021

Congress is Passing a New Law to Benefit Servers

A new bill has passed thought the house and is expected to sail through the senate with bi-partisan support. Introduced by Janky Fitzsimmons (D) from Rhode Island, the measure would …

The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2021

One Year Ago, Life Was Normal

One year ago today, March 8th, 2020, I had my last my meal in a restaurant. You now, like a real “sit at the bar and have cocktails and dinner” …

The Bitchy Waiter March 8, 2021

Two Men Face Charges After Gun Threat at Ay Caramba Restaurant

Tensions are running high in restaurants these days thanks to the added stress of Covid, but it nearly boiled over at a restaurant called Ay Caramba in Asheville, NC earlier …

The Bitchy Waiter February 1, 2021

Want Extra Booze in Your Drink? Pay For It.

You know when your customer wants extra liquor in their drink but you can tell they don’t really want to pay for it? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. …

The Bitchy Waiter January 31, 2021

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