A Poem About Dirty Diapers

I do not want your diaper poop.
I do not want it near the soup.
I do not like the stinky smell.
I do not like it, can’t you tell?

Throw that diaper in the trash.
Throw that diaper in a flash.
That diaper’s gross and so are you.
That diaper’s mostly stinky poo.

You should not leave it lying there.
You should not leave it on a chair.
Not in a box or with some socks
Or on some rocks or under locks.
You should not leave it lying there.
You should not leave it anywhere.

I do not want your diaper, bitch.
Toss it in a muddy ditch.
Put it in the can of trash
Or wear it as a fucking sash.

Just do not leave your diaper here.
I want to make this very clear:
Not on your seat or in the street
I’ll say it loud and then repeat.
A dirty diaper full of poop
Does not belong inside the soup.