I do not know who Keaton Patti is on Twitter, but this Tweet gives me life. And Olive Garden should be sending this person a lifetime supply of breadsticks for all the free publicity.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/CKiDQTmLeH
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 13, 2018