Further Proof of Stupid Customers

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant for more than ten minutes knows that customers can be pretty clueless when it comes to just about anything. However, “the customer is always right” even though they might not know the difference between their asshole and a hole in the ground. (Clue: the hole in the ground is cleaner.)

In case anyone was in need of proof that some customers don’t know what the hell they are talking about, allow me to share this Facebook post from waiter Matthew who experienced firsthand an amazing amount of stupid. He also has to wonder how his head has not exploded yet, but we all know it’s only a matter of time. Eventually, every waiter and waitress in the country will reach the tipping point with dumb questions and comments from our customers and the result will be a massive collection of exploding heads creating a severe server shortage and some royally pissed off bussers and dishwashers who will have a lot of extra sidework to do cleaning up all those brains laying next to Booth 8.

 

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