Careful What You Write on Your Receipt, Jonathan

Jonathan-Ramichi-Reciept

“Get a new job you CUNT! You were a fucking cunt who would have earned a very substantial tip BUT you decided to be a bitch.”

Earlier today, I posted a link to an epic rant written by Stefanie Williams who was responding to a note that someone wrote on their credit card receipt; a receipt that did not have a tip on it, by the way. She posted it on Medium, but they had her revise it since they were not too keen on exposing the man’s full name. (Here is the revised version that is on Medium now.) Since this is my blog and I don’t work for Medium and don’t have a boss telling me what to do, I decided to post the original unedited version with his name. Yeah, I’m a bitch. So what?

And here it is:

Dear Jonathan Ramaci,

You don’t know me, but I know you. Because bartenders talk. Especially in a small town like Charleston. The underworld of bartending and serving in Chucktown is pretty legendary. You fuck one of us over, you fuck us all over. You talk shit to a bartender on Upper King, a bartender in Mount Pleasant knows about it.

So obviously I know about this. Obviously I know about how embarrassing of a drunk you are that you stayed at a bar for seven hours and then told the bartender she was a cunt when she refused to serve you anymore. And then you stiffed her after bragging about how “substantial” a tip you would have given her had she not cut your drunk ass off.

Here’s a substantial tip for you: this bartender wasn’t a bitch, but karma sure is!

Did you know the woman you stiffed and called a cunt and a bitch is a wife and mother? She has a baby and a husband? She is someone’s daughter who goes to work every day and deals with assholes like you? Nah, you wouldn’t know that, you were too busy telling people you invented the question mark to even consider that the bartender you were berating could be a human being. No human being would ever deny such a charming, classy, well composed drinker like yourself another round!

Dudes like you are the number one issue for servers and bartenders. Guys who don’t know when to stop drinking, don’t remember they are assholes when they’re drunk, and take out their life’s problems on the stranger who won’t give them anymore alcohol because they have no control over their own shit, despite bragging about how important they are. You aren’t important. And the probably seven dollar tip your cheap ass would have left this woman isn’t worth being verbally abused by some drunk dick. For someone who went to MIT, your vocabulary is pretty limited. Cunt? Really? That woman spent seven hours putting up with your drunk ass telling people you invented the start button for the iPhone. I think SAINT is more of an accurate term.

But congrats dude, I hope your six dollar savings and bitter rant against a mother and wife doing her job was worth it. Because now every bartender in Charleston — I mean, EVERY bartender in Charleston — knows you. Knows what you look like, what you do. They will laugh at you and point at you from behind the server station every time you sit down. They’ll mock the fuck out of your bragging ass and probably give you shitty service because they know that you’re a cheap fuck who treats their friends like shit and calls women cunts when they don’t give you what you want. So please bear that in mind every single time you walk into a bar in the low country — they all know the enormous asshole you are and it won’t be forgotten. Your actions have blacklisted you from ever having a genuine bartender or server again in this town. Their managers will be on alert when you walk in as “a guy who gets really wasted and berates the servers and doesn’t tip”. You’ll never be allowed to camp out on their barstools for seven hours again only to stiff them and think it’s okay.

I hope this is a life lesson for you. I don’t care how fucking important you think you are, you can not treat people this way. I don’t give a shit how much money you make or how expensive your car is or how fabulously smart you are. You used the word cunt against a woman simply doing her job because you were a belligerent asshole who doesn’t know when to shut it down. What adult does that? No one is impressed by you, no one is intimidated by you. So stop being a raging asshole and maybe learn a little humility and some moderation on the sweet nectar, because buddy, no tip is worth putting up with patrons like you.

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