Looking for Guest Bloggers ASAP

L8StiAttention, attention! I will be going on vacation next week meaning I will not have time to write new blog posts being too busy wandering the streets of South Beach looking for happy hours. So, I am wondering if anyone wants to write something for the blog and have the great misfortune of being labeled a guest blogger for The Bitchy Waiter. Here are the details:

  • The post needs to be between 500-1000 words.
  • It needs to have something to do with waiting tables because duh.
  • There is no pay because duh, but I will post your story along with a link to your own blog, website, Facebook page, Instagram, Twitter or whatever you might want to get some traffic to. So send that link along with your submission.
  • I will read all the submissions and let you know if/when your post will go live.
  • Use Spellcheck and good grammar. In other words, do as I say and not as I do.
  • Give it a title, but know that I might change it if I think of something that might be more effective click bait.
  • Send a photo that will accompany the post, but know I might change it if I find something that might be more effective click bait.
  • Please know if it’s better than something I would write, my insecurity will overtake common sense and it will not be used. (Kidding, not kidding.)
  • Deadline for submissions is July 7, 2016
  • Click here to send your submission.

2 thoughts on “Looking for Guest Bloggers ASAP

  1. Barb Chandler

    How about a week long series from the customer perspective? I have several viewpoints to share that deserve to be highlighted.


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