Buh bye
This is just a quick note to let you know that I am on vacation in California for the next several days. It is highly doubtful I will find the time to blog while I am away because there will be more pressing issues to attend to like Disneyland, cocktails, San Diego Zoo, Palm Springs, San Francisco and cocktails. If you would like to follow along on this west coast adventure, please join me at Instagram (@thebitchywaiter) where I will be posting far too many photos of alcoholic beverages. Or you can find me on Twitter (@bitchywaiter) where you will find random thoughts and musings that will show you how truly desperate I am for attention.
Another update: my book is finally being published and I am in the throes of writing it which is another reason there has been less activity on the blog as of late. Hopefully it will all be worth it when the book comes out next year and people swarm Barnes and Noble to get their copy of it.
Thank you for everything. If you work in LA, Palm Springs, San Diego or San Francisco reach out to me and tell me where. Maybe I can pop in to see what kind of free shit I can get from you.
xo,
BW
Anonymous
Goddamn Bitchy, how much longer is this vacation gonna be? You said a few days, not a few weeks 🙁
#ONTHEFLY
so when you come to San Fran, you should come say hi to one of your many fans at the glorious Fiddlers Green! Its an Irish Pub convieniently located at the edge of North Beach and Fishermans Wharf. 1333 Colombus to be exact. Im Lisa and would be uber-jazzed to make you a drink or ten and the food’s awesome too!
Monica
Hey Bitchy Waiter,
Bitchy Blog Reader here and wanted to know when you’re coming back?!?!? So glad you’re having a good vacation but….enough is enought slacker. I miss you so much.
Will
Great, now the Go-Go’s are stuck in my head. At least it’s better than the current crap on the speakers around here.
Jodi
I like your style, your material cracks me up. I hope that all these dirtbags and lame-o’s that keep leaving you crap comments don’t get you down. Wanted you to let you know that you made me smile today!
Thanks!
Good luck with the book!
Anonymous
Suuuuuure it was
Anonymous
Shit, that was supposed to be a reply to Henry’s claim of sarcasm…
Strip Club Bartender
If you’re interested in beer bars or strip clubs I can offer several suggestions 🙂
Henry
You sure take a lot of vacations for someone that doesn’t have a “real” job. How exactly do you pay for them? Surely not by waiting tables…
Ruby Dee Waitress
Henry,
You are quite mistaken. I wait tables and make more than ALL of my friends with “real” jobs. All of my co-workers own properties and take international vacations. If there wasn’t any money to be made in restaurants, there would not be so many of them.
Henry
” ” = sarcasm.
Ruby Dee Waitress
Bitchy! Come see Ruby D at Saska’s Steakhouse in San Diego! I will buy you dinner personally and dote on you with all of my charm. Tues, Wed, Fri, or Sat. Dinner starts @ 5. This would make me the happiest bitch of a waitress.
Megan Hundhausen
bitchy waiter!!! Come to jakes del mar and pacific coast grill!! Both in north coastal San Diego!! Goddamnnnit come please