There is no scum of the earth that is scummier than people who go into a restaurant and then skip out on the bill. No ifs ands or buts about it: it’s stealing and it happens way too often. Sometimes, fair or unfair, legal or not, it’s the server who winds up having to pay for that stolen meal. Well, this is our chance to catch some of these asswipes and make them pay.
Two pieces of low-life trash went to eat dinner last month at the Coram Diner on Long Island. They breezed in, him wearing a douche hoodie and her wearing so much makeup that her face looked like it was about to collapse from the weight of it all, and ate $80 worth of diner food. When it came time for them to pay, they slip-slided out of their booth and went right to the car figuring that someone else would pay for their Spring Lamb Chops on Toast with Mint Jelly (19.95), Shrimp Parmigiana with Spaghetti 22.95), two Frozen Mudslides (7.95 each), Lemon Meringue Pie (3.95) and the Melon Fruit Jubilee with Cottage Cheese (7.95). Well, the restaurant was all, “No, tricks, fuck that shit,” and followed them out to their car, a dark-colored four door sedan. When they wouldn’t get out of the car, the employee climbed up on the hood to prevent them from leaving but these bitches drove off anyway, the employee clinging to the car. The employee eventually slid off and suffered some minor injuries.
Suffolk County Crime Stoppers is offering a $5,000 cash reward for information that leads to the arrest of these Long Island trash bags masquerading as human beings. If you know them, you can call 1-800-220-TIPS and report them anonymously and confidentially. That means even if it’s your own brother or sister, you can turn those bitches in, get your money and they will never know anything about it.
If you live on Long Island or the surrounding area, look at that picture. Do you recognize them? (He probably smells like Axe Body Spray and she probably smells like ass.) If you do, please call and report them. If we can reunite a little girl with her stuffed animal, we can catch these assholes.
Anonymous
I had a table walk out once when I worked at a chain restaurant (they gave me an empty Visa gift card for payment and took off while I swiped it in the machine), but luckily my manager respected the law and voided the check instead of making me pay it.
Elyse
The only time I’ve ever been fired from a job was years ago when a group of five young adults ordered a round of drinks and left without paying. I was slammed and probably didn’t give them the attention they deserved, but that’s still no excuse. And the manager should have known it wasn’t my fault. Water under the bridge, but it still steams me when I think about it!
Aball
This happened to me tonight and my dickwad of a manager tried to make me pay for pitcher of beer on a 80$ check. I work at a chain store, so I said fuck you. Either way done and dash makes you the low of the low and you deserve what ever comes to you asshole.
John
Why would a employee jump on top of a hood? I mean seriously who the hell pays 22.95 for shrimp parm when it’s worth shit to the restaurant. The restaurant lost 6$ in food cost. This doesn’t call
For someone to attack the car. No one even dine and dashes these days!! If someone would have jumped on my roof I would have ran that fucker over like this guy did
John
Still catch these low life scum bags
sashy
They didn’t look like they were in any hurry when they got out to the parking lot. Weird.
Lauren
Did y’all notice she had a Michael Kors purse? Never fails, if someone has an MK purse, they suck and should only be allowed to go to McDonalds!
Anonymous
Not as such, no.
Henry
Bitchy, all you ever did was throw a penny at a cheap bitch. That bitch rode a motherfuckin’ car!
Hippie's Chick
I hope they catch them! Keep us updated if they do!
Feather
Did anyone get their license plate number? The cops could go to the address to which the car was registered