Ding Dong, That Munchkin’s Dead


This is totally un-waiter related but important nonetheless. You know the Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz that says “As coroner I must aver, I thouroughly examined her, and she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead?” You know which one I am talking about? The coroner one? He died this week. Not only do I have a soft spot in my heart for Bitchy Waitering, The Brady Bunch, fried foods and The Olive Garden (kidding), my heart also goes soft for all things Ozian. His name was Meinhardt Rabbe and he was 94 years old. He always seemed like one cool fucking coroner and I hope he never had to wait a freaking table in his whole life. Have fun over the rainbow.

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